What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

You Only Live Twice

Live and Let Die

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

What is the most offensive thing someone has ever asked you?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Dr No

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-”She is very sexyful!”

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why are so many US conservatives in this day and age still against racial mixing? They won't say it in public, but they are still against the mixing between Blacks and whites? Why?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What is the best case of “You just picked a fight with the wrong person” that you've witnessed?